yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

(Source: yungkawaiiinigga)


- Maybe, somehow, there’s a bright side to all this!
- I did get to meet you.

- Maybe, somehow, there’s a bright side to all this!

- I did get to meet you.

(Source: theobombastus)

do it.

red: seven insecurities

orange: six fears

yellow: five turn ons

green: four life goals

blue: three fears

indigo: two weaknesses

violet: one thing you love

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

fullmetal-dipshit:

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

so disappointed its from a satirical news site

barysan:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

barysan:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

tetsuyaa:

rin takes “i’ll show you a sight you’ve never seen before” to another level

GYM RULES
1.WIPE DOWN YOUR MACHINE
2.If the gym is crowded, don’t hog machines
3.Don’t stare at people
4.If someone is new (and doesn’t know the machine) help them
5.Don’t compete with strangers next to you
6.If you ruined someones empty gym at least say good morning
7.If you’ve done with the fan aim it at a near by sweaty person (they will be extremely grateful)
8. Respect other gym members and how they work out (including clothes,time and speed)
9. Don’t judge people for sweating - you should aim for that too
10. WIPE DOWN YOUR FUCKING MACHINES

Just fucking do it - By Amy aka Getting-fit-staying-fab (via getting-fit-staying-fab)