HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you.
dracucola: shit blog, perfect url
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
tyra banks: i remember once when i was 19, i had to breathe too, i understand your struggle
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
sodamnrelatable: Please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn via sodamnrelatable
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: somebody literally needs to call fucking dominos and place an order to my house and pay for it with their visa because im going to kill myself if there isn’t a pepperoni pizza on my lap in the next hour GOD BLESS YOU TUMBLR
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky– Michael Scott (via kurinrin)
This just in: You have free speech as long as...
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william