June 2012
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
Someone: Wow you got fat
Me:
Someone:
Me:
Someone:
Me: Wow who stabbed that knife in your face
When my parents don't let me go out
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
Talking to my mom on the phone:
most-awkward-moments:
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
ALRIGHT NOW LADIES
ponweiwest:
it took us three days to make that potato salad
THREE DAYS
Woops.
imjustonekid:
Mom saw porn on the dash.
“Are those people’s butts??”
“Ohhh, it’s just my dash so I can’t control what people put on it…so it might’ve been.” (it was clearly butts)
“Well, you should put a message on there that says ‘no butts please’.”
OKAY. EVERYONE. NO BUTTS PLEASE.
NONE.
NO BUTTS.
3 tags
Jules: Dogs have personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: So, by that rational, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that right?
Jules: We'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
“I just didn’t want to be fixed. Whatever my real problems might be, I didn’t...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via teenage—ri0t)
